Bukkake Mittens: 2008

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Happy Horidays

Dear internet. I have come to Japan on bukkakke related research. No this is not a joke. I are really in Japan. Anyway, I won't be posting for a while so enjoy dis joozy carroler and may your x-mas be covered in cock-snot.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Dong Water

This is actually pretty smart of her. Her skin will be rejuvenated in a way dove cannot deliver, and she's putting a hundred immigrants to work. Kudos, you joozy sloot.

I've got a Frappucino, What's your excuse?

Hey buddy, looks cold. How bout a little man chowder for your flavor saver?

I am so Glad I Didn't Join a Frat

Jizzy Buns

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Joozy Traps

One day I may have a teenage daughter and if that day comes I will tell her to invite her friend over and I go around the house placing booby traps of jizz and they will slip and giggle and develop weird issues they can take with them to college. 'Cause I'd be a good dad.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Joozus Saves

Remember in high school that kid who was always trying to get you to go to that alternative church with him. He was always like, man we have the best time when we just "go crazy" on Wednesday nights...he was talking about the jizz fight pictured above.

Joozstache

Awwww, why so sad, stock photography dude? Oh I get it, not enough load in your life. Yeah that is sad.

The Cardinal Sin

Never, ever under any circumstances SPIT your jizz, unless it is onto the face of another person. If you do... the bukkake police will track you down and beat you with dix. True story.

Bukkake Mittens

Lots of you want to know, what exactly ARE bukkake mittens..well, here you go! Also, redheads are scary from birth. Fuckin freaks.

Remember that time?

Remember that time you did that kegstand in college and the next thing you know you're waking up and all those dudes you thought were your friends had jizzed on your face? They did it out of love.

All American Bukkake

Classic case of pure American girl trying new things on her vacation abroad. Not pictured, the 20 Italian dudes who convinced her bukkake was a national pastime in Rome.

Internet...Dangerous

You know how your mom is always all over you for using the internet and she's like all scared people are going to steal your identity, well there's some truth to that. She's really scared you're going to upload pictures of yourself having a good time to Flickr and some dude from Brooklyn is going to lift those photos and post them on his accidental bukkake blog... HAHAHAHA, check out this sucker who doesn't listen to his mom.

Special Day, Reverse Bukkake Discoverd...Ekakkub?

Not satisfied with simply receiving jooz on their noses, these pioneers of filth have engineered a new cock sport in which the prize shoots from the eyes! BRILLIANT

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

DAD!!!!!!!

Dad we're all happy that since you left mom you've come out of the closet and we totally support you and glad you're happy. Can you just do us one small favor and WIPE THE BUKKAKE OFF YOUR FACE BEFORE YOU SEE US!!!!!!

NOM NOM NOM

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Ahhhh, To Be Young, and Covered in Jizz

Remember when it was ok to wear cowboy boots to the supermarket, or your Halloween costume the post office, or just walk around all day covered in ejaculate. I miss those days.