Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Ahhhh, To Be Young, and Covered in Jizz



Remember when it was ok to wear cowboy boots to the supermarket, or your Halloween costume the post office, or just walk around all day covered in ejaculate. I miss those days.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Public Bukkake


Do NOT, I repeat NOT fall asleep in the park. People WILL jizz on you.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

No Use Crying Over Spilt DICKMILK


Kids, you turn you're back and they're all grown up and covered in ejaculate.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Jizz Circus


Oh, so hey, the circus is in town whadda ya say we BUKKAKE CLOWNZ RULE!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the pic, Poofy.

DIY Jooz Soak


Self joozin'. Practice.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Spackling


Available for small and large projects.

My Interests? I'm So Glad You Asked!


I like Whole Foods, bikes, recycling and truckloads of nut!!!

Captain Jizz Beard


Captain Jizz Beard of the S.S. Bukkake contemplates seamen.
I slay me.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Jizz Bath


Thanks, Annie Leibovitz, for this horrible effin image.

Upgrade your Face


What happens when you take a cute chick, cover her face in goop and wave sharp objects at her...I DUNNO ASK SOMEONE JAPANESE. JK you get this awesome photo is what.

Blast From the Past



The seminal, pun intended, record cover inspires jizzy things...to this day!

Bukkake Target


Hi, my name is BUKKAKE TARGET!!
Bullseye

VICTORY JIZZ!!!!


LOADS of success. You deserve it, buddy. *wink

AZN Jizz Hug


AZNS invented the jizz-party, it only makes sense they share the gooey sensation that's sweepin the nation.

Cruisy Loves the JOOZY


I bet a million snacky virgins he did not even complain and was all like hahahah and later masturbated to the memory.

Suprise...BUKKAKE


They CAME out of nowhere!

C'mon Guys


SYRYSLY What R so funny?

CawckSauce


HALP!! I can't get to my delicious cawk-jam!

Bukkake Sunrise


Who needs sunscreen when your horny friends are around!

Gay Nerd Jizz Party


Failed the fortitude vs. jizz saving throws again LARPERS!!!!!!!
Thanks, Poofy

Do I Have Something on My Face?


Fat chicks will let you do ANYTHING. It's the only way they feel emotion.
Thanks, Poofy

You Can't Do That on Bukkake Television


OH NOES! Mr. Indiana gets drenched in evil alien jizz. HAHAHA it are his birthday?
Thanks, Poofy

Busted


Classic movie Bukkake, let the caption contest begin. Prize=jizz.
Thanks, Poofy

Commuter Bukkake


You may have noticed. There is no "sickest people on earth" contest because it is not a contest at all. The Germans would win. They sealed that with the holocaust. Here is an example of their total disregard for taste as an ad in their dirty underground travel tubes...sick.
Original http://www.flickr.com/photos/nsop/1352237502/
Thanks again to Elliot

Bukkake in Art


Art is the perfect platform for accidental bukkake because art is created to be interpreted. Here a woman is faced with her worst fear, being covered in monster jizz. And the monster is equally horrified to see his jizz go to wast on an ugly human slut. Orchestrated by ugly white dudes. One man's hell, as they say...

Bizmark was Here


Creative snowball bukkake. Ten points.
Originally found at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/eviltwin/2369640/
By Elliot, thanks Elliot

Where's The Preist


Arguably the best example of accidental bukkake ever created. Little boys, oozy guns, c'mon... where's the priest?

Special move....BUKKAKE

Bukkake Shower


Nothin' can make you feel cleaner that a cool refreshing bukkake shower!

Rindsay Rohan Ruv Bukkake


Celebrities wont tell you, but they lead dirty private lives. Here Blowhan practices for a bukkake contest but does not waste dix.