Last Night's Bukkake Party, or How Do You Spend YOUR Trust Fund

Cock paste and Pabst, ahhh to be young.
Thanks for the pic, Carly.

Gay Twister (Is There Any Other Kind?)

Drawback...you only get to play Gay Twister once...cause your friggin NUTS WILL EXPLODE. Then you will smile like these doodz.

Some Advice

Dude, before you return from the locker room grinning like a little bitch, take a look at yourself to make sure you wiped your buddy's fantasy off your goddamn lip. Now go out there and FAIL!

It's a Tough Job, But Someone's Got to Stir the Cock-Cream

I'll Try Anything Once

Remember that pigeon-toed "husky" kid you went to middle school with...the one who no matter how many times he got beat he just never told the principle? Every School's got one, and sometimes things go to far, or do they?

Awww Gee Wiz

It's not a party until someone's covered in nut butter!

I Think I Want Children

Kids are so much fun. You can lie to them and trick them and...lie to them some more.