Friday, October 30, 2009

Snowball Bros


Dude I want my jooz back.

Art of jooz


Gnar gnar jooz dump.

Cookin With Cocksauce



Send in your recipes everyone!

Jizzening




YAYYYYYYYYYY Even rich white people are down with a good frothy jooz bomb every now and again.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Monday, June 22, 2009

GRRRRRRRRRR


When Homo mad...HOMO SMASH!

No Homo



No Definitely Not

Joozy Paints!



What's your favorite medium? Oil? nahhhhh. Watercolors...that's nice but too often unrefined...Pastel, Acrylic? Too crafty.. I know, What about COCK SNOT!!!!!!!!!

Ballin'



Sports are great for two things. Instilling a sense of fair play in youngsters, and making sure they grow up to be completely uncomfortable with all things homo while simultaneously engaging in ambiguous activities.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Last Night's Bukkake Party, or How Do You Spend YOUR Trust Fund


Cock paste and Pabst, ahhh to be young.
Thanks for the pic, Carly.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Gay Twister (Is There Any Other Kind?)


Drawback...you only get to play Gay Twister once...cause your friggin NUTS WILL EXPLODE. Then you will smile like these doodz.

Some Advice


Dude, before you return from the locker room grinning like a little bitch, take a look at yourself to make sure you wiped your buddy's fantasy off your goddamn lip. Now go out there and FAIL!

It's a Tough Job, But Someone's Got to Stir the Cock-Cream

I'll Try Anything Once


Remember that pigeon-toed "husky" kid you went to middle school with...the one who no matter how many times he got beat he just never told the principle? Every School's got one, and sometimes things go to far, or do they?

Awww Gee Wiz


It's not a party until someone's covered in nut butter!

I Think I Want Children


Kids are so much fun. You can lie to them and trick them and...lie to them some more.