What's your favorite medium? Oil? nahhhhh. Watercolors...that's nice but too often unrefined...Pastel, Acrylic? Too crafty.. I know, What about COCK SNOT!!!!!!!!!
Sports are great for two things. Instilling a sense of fair play in youngsters, and making sure they grow up to be completely uncomfortable with all things homo while simultaneously engaging in ambiguous activities.
Dude, before you return from the locker room grinning like a little bitch, take a look at yourself to make sure you wiped your buddy's fantasy off your goddamn lip. Now go out there and FAIL!
Remember that pigeon-toed "husky" kid you went to middle school with...the one who no matter how many times he got beat he just never told the principle? Every School's got one, and sometimes things go to far, or do they?